Bob is capable of doing really neat things with his hands and teeth. Be in awe of all the Bob can do.

There is a reason Bob is the Founder. Do you know the reason? The fact that me - an overbear long haired leaping gnome - should be the star of a Hollywood movie. But there I was - I was taken to a place - The hall of the mountain king. I stood high upon the mountain top, naked to the world, in front of every kind of girl.

There was long one's, tall ones, short ones, brown ones, black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones. Out of the middle, came a lady. She whispered in my ear something crazy. She said, "Spill the wine and take that girl."

I thought to myself, "What could that mean? Am I going crazy or is this just a dream?"

Now wait a minute. I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere, so it's all in my head. And then I heard her say one more time....